Hey how you doing nice to see you hope things are well quick question where's the Halo infinite video that you said you were going to make cuz I really want to know your thoughts on it manly because I love your videos and you actually give an actual thought process rather than bad graphics bad game you actually give a reason and why it's good or bad basically you a Smart guy
1:32 “Shiny entertainment” “earthworm fucking Jim” people who’ve fallen asleep to the hbomberguy OOF video too many times just woke up like sleeper agents
I literally heard “shiny entertainment” and immediately shouted “WHAT?!“ I was gripped Intimately Noddle gripped me so fast it’s unreal. I was gripped By noodle. (Noodle gripped me)
Sentence mixing the game trailer to say the wachowski’s new names almost made me spit take from laughing because I wasn’t noticing the YTP edits you were making to it before that point
I used to speedrun this game again and again when i was a kid, years before i discovered that speedrunning was actually a thing. The psychological toll, man. The psychological toll.
When I was a kid, I played the game all the way up to the last(or close to last?) mission with Ghost, the canal driving stage, and it was so damn impossible that I gave up and restarted the game to play with Niobe. If I'm remembering correctly, her last section is a "shoot from the passenger seat" segment that had close to zero stakes and you pretty much win automatically. Crazy how hilariously imbalanced this game was lmao Edit: Oh yeah, I remember now there are a few missions after that, including the Squid shooting finale
@@NoHiro-qc4dv You're right! I don't know why but when I played with Ghost, making progress felt excruciating... Probably because I was a kid with a very short attention span and patience. It's weird though, looking at a list of missions I distinctly remember playing some of the later ones, but I could've sworn I hit a roadblock (heh) on Ghost's driving stage
So glad that I own this game, unopened, for my XBox. I don't know WHY, but I have this game, unopened, for my XBox. I am certain this is what psychiatrists call "A cry for help."
I dunno if it's intentional to release this on a Saturday morning and then have it feel like a Saturday morning cartoon bloc. But I'm going to imagine it is, cause I like it.
9:25 "matrix" 9:26 Morpheus ponders the phrase just uttered by Neo 9:30 "if you wanna be a millionaire WATCH THIS" to fades out 9:30 Tiktok watermark disappears 9:31Morpheus realizes that all his body is now paralysed, every single muscle but the alar nasalis 9:44 Cut to Neo, his gaze seems to show some sort of regret, hinting that he was the one who froze Morpheus 9:45 Neo nods to Morpheus 9:46 Morpheus stands up, he realizes that he is now able to move again and leans closer to Neo 9:51 another cut to Neo, he brings himself closer to Morpheus 9:52 Morpheus sits back on his armchair. He realizes that Neo didn't want to attack him, nor that he was drove by ill motives. Morpheus now understands that Neo wanted to show how much control the Matrix can have over the reality they live in 9:54 Laurence Fishburne and Keanu Reeves show through subtle expressions the feelings of the two characters they interpret regarding this horrifying discovery 10:04 HEY HI GUY-
Unironically one of the best movie adaptation games ever. I loved how the story was parallel and tied in to the movies, but basically just showed new scenes, or new angles of movie scenes. Replayed the hell out of it. I would kill for someone to do a fresh take on a Matrix game, and actually nail the controls for once.
I had the Gamecube version of this back in the day. Seeing the Xbox control scheme is making me retroactively grateful. edit: Hot damn I didn't realize just how good I had it back then. I complained because the GC version made you swap between discs halfway through but if this glitchy mess was the alternative...
@19:35 My PC version had a corrupted .exe file, which made me lose on this level for a million times for no reason. I thought I was going insane...found a random .exe file on a forum somewhere and I beat it first try. The amount of schizo episodes I had as a 10 year old playing this was crazy.
Edit: Just found the thread from 2003 on NeoSeeker! I needed to download a CRACKED .exe file for my OG, legally purchased copy to get it past that fucking level. Insanity.
@@noodlefunnyI've spent 20 years looking for this song after I heard it on a modded Medal of Honor Allied Assault map when I was 6 or 7. Noodle you have no idea of what you've done for me thank you so much
It's been over 20 years since I got this on my OG Xbox, and all the memories of the jank have come flooding back. I absolutely love this game despite all it's faults.
I cannot begin to elaborate how much I sincerely appreciate you not just censoring their deadnames, but using their current selves in the cutouts for scenes in the past when they were, as you so eloquently put it, "egg mode." Genuinely made me so giddy watching the scene of them nerding out with the dev.
After the video about how King Kong was apparently the secret messiah of movie games, this kind of feels like a twist. "What if a movie game... were BAD?"
Having played this game nonstop when I was younger, when I saw “Martix” in this title, I was hoping beyond hope that this would be the game. AND SURE ENOUGH!!! (Thank you so much lol)
Path of Neo was a 10/10, it jumped a shark when it let you skip entire tutorial by accident, when you ran back to the window in his office, just like in the movie
This game was really fun when it came out. I played it on PC and didn't come across the issues I see in this video. Come to think of it, I don't recall having to shoot most of the enemies... I went mostly Kung Fu.
I'm friends with onw of the OG Devs of this game they struggled so much to get more then a handful of characters on screen, when they went to go to E3 and saw what the LOTR guys were donig with ai count they were blown away.
I remember that the game was very rough but at the same time fun to play. At times. Also! By default the car wheels on my PC version were SQUARE. HOW? WHY? LOD 5 by default? You had to do some shenanigans before starting the game to make the wheels round again. Good times.
It's been a while, but I remember getting stuck in one of the car levels because the AI driver couldn't drive straight and got stuck on scenery repeatedly. Good times.
I got this game from a good will when I was younger for five dollars and knew it was bad from reviews. But I played it so much and had so much fun just using the slow motion.
I was chilling with one guy(for context: he invited me to stay over. We barely know each other. Im also a guy(gay)) and we were watching Matrix he touched me in places without my consent and now I hate Matrix
These look backs at games of varying quality reminds me that no, games weren’t just better back then. When we say games were better it’s because we’re comparing the cream of the crop to the average of now.
a) i am so proud i recognized both of the songs from the game’s trailer b) i feel so fucking old for recognizing both of the songs from the game’s trailer c) trans rights 🏳️⚧️
We need an honest remaster of The Path of Neo though. Not a reboot, not a remake, a full blown RE4/Spyro level of reverse engineered remastering that brings it back into modern engines. It was so much fun but trying to play it now... feels like I'm fighting the outdated game more than I am the agents.
Hi. As a trans person, this is a god tier intro. Thank you so much for making this. It's actually so FREAKING FUNNY. This is a tasteful joke and I really really love it. (/genuine)
proud of you for addressing the trans problem in the video, i too root for you to have some massive naturals. Also speaking on the movie and the game something I loved when playing is how I would always look for the characters from the game in the actual movie until I was surprised there like a 5-second fucking cameo at best, still the gameplay was fun as hell I never got bored of repeating that first office level throwing people around. path of neo was supreme though I'm sorry 😅
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Good boy
Hey how you doing nice to see you hope things are well quick question where's the Halo infinite video that you said you were going to make cuz I really want to know your thoughts on it manly because I love your videos and you actually give an actual thought process rather than bad graphics bad game you actually give a reason and why it's good or bad basically you a Smart guy
I see Noodz. I clik.
Yahoo!
Please play and make a video about d4 dark dreams don’t die
Looking forward to the DVD release of this video that's even more green for some reason
greenter the matrix
I can’t wait for the VHS release of this video where it will be pan and scanned across the board for some reason
I think some people would prefer the original DVD release where the movie was more brown for some reason.
julian gaming kiwami
Matrix: Green Room
1:32 “Shiny entertainment” “earthworm fucking Jim” people who’ve fallen asleep to the hbomberguy OOF video too many times just woke up like sleeper agents
I was waiting for a tallerico name drop it was very scary
I literally heard “shiny entertainment” and immediately shouted “WHAT?!“
I was gripped
Intimately
Noddle gripped me so fast it’s unreal.
I was gripped
By noodle.
(Noodle gripped me)
Sentence mixing the game trailer to say the wachowski’s new names almost made me spit take from laughing because I wasn’t noticing the YTP edits you were making to it before that point
also, based af
YTP is alive and well
4:56 “In the video game, there’s information” that’s so true.
directed by LaNa and LiLi wachowski
the intro was fire ong, especially the "I wish I had big naturals".
As a trans woman, that's a very concise, but very accurate summary of the experience
@@accountid9681 no one asked, it's not 2015 anymore, dude
Me core except opposite because I DONT want these thingies
@@k.constantine what does this even mean “it’s not 2015”
@meneerkoppertje9541 it means they're being transphobic, and should be ignored or blocked.
Thank you Julian Gaming
I wish I had big naturals too :(
My gf has big naturals and they make me happy
Same
His gf’s big naturals make me happy as well
Can I borrow them? @@youtubeaccountlol4942
I like lemons
0:09 i find it really funny that this was essential to the video
matrix trailer ytp was not in my saturday morning plans but fuck yes I'll take it
Same
I'd also like to mention this game has a secret two player fighting game mode, where players can pick from a bunch of random characters to play as.
I used to speedrun this game again and again when i was a kid, years before i discovered that speedrunning was actually a thing.
The psychological toll, man. The psychological toll.
it's so funny that speedrunning just occurs like convergent evolution. human instinct
@oakleyves "gotta do task faster" seems deeply encoded into our monkey brain.
(video starts)
(egg moment)
good fucking video
GOOD FUCKING VIDEO
The Saturday morning cartoons vibe I get when I wake and see the noti is great
I love that at 16:26 you go from annoyed to hysterical at a mere memory of how funny, yet frustrating that moment was
we are gaming (derogatory)
When I was a kid, I played the game all the way up to the last(or close to last?) mission with Ghost, the canal driving stage, and it was so damn impossible that I gave up and restarted the game to play with Niobe. If I'm remembering correctly, her last section is a "shoot from the passenger seat" segment that had close to zero stakes and you pretty much win automatically. Crazy how hilariously imbalanced this game was lmao
Edit: Oh yeah, I remember now there are a few missions after that, including the Squid shooting finale
Canal is like the 3rd level, not even close to the end.
@@NoHiro-qc4dv You're right! I don't know why but when I played with Ghost, making progress felt excruciating... Probably because I was a kid with a very short attention span and patience. It's weird though, looking at a list of missions I distinctly remember playing some of the later ones, but I could've sworn I hit a roadblock (heh) on Ghost's driving stage
So glad that I own this game, unopened, for my XBox. I don't know WHY, but I have this game, unopened, for my XBox. I am certain this is what psychiatrists call "A cry for help."
0:05 Oh.. Noodle pls no
0:16 Oh my.. Noodle yes
why did I laugh at 20 seconds of morbius doing literally nothing. just nothing was happening and I started laughing how did you do that
I dunno if it's intentional to release this on a Saturday morning and then have it feel like a Saturday morning cartoon bloc. But I'm going to imagine it is, cause I like it.
9:25 "matrix"
9:26 Morpheus ponders the phrase just uttered by Neo
9:30 "if you wanna be a millionaire WATCH THIS" to fades out
9:30 Tiktok watermark disappears
9:31Morpheus realizes that all his body is now paralysed, every single muscle but the alar nasalis
9:44 Cut to Neo, his gaze seems to show some sort of regret, hinting that he was the one who froze Morpheus
9:45 Neo nods to Morpheus
9:46 Morpheus stands up, he realizes that he is now able to move again and leans closer to Neo
9:51 another cut to Neo, he brings himself closer to Morpheus
9:52 Morpheus sits back on his armchair. He realizes that Neo didn't want to attack him, nor that he was drove by ill motives. Morpheus now understands that Neo wanted to show how much control the Matrix can have over the reality they live in
9:54 Laurence Fishburne and Keanu Reeves show through subtle expressions the feelings of the two characters they interpret regarding this horrifying discovery
10:04 HEY HI GUY-
That Deep Stone Lullaby surprise hits hard, not gonna lie.
Unironically one of the best movie adaptation games ever. I loved how the story was parallel and tied in to the movies, but basically just showed new scenes, or new angles of movie scenes. Replayed the hell out of it. I would kill for someone to do a fresh take on a Matrix game, and actually nail the controls for once.
0:18 Me too pal 😔
Same...
Same here qwq
5:02 I love you editing the trailer to sound like he’s saying their chosen names. it makes me happy :)
Damn I’m on a noodle binge right now, watched like have your videos yesterday and just listend to an episode of Final V3
I had the Gamecube version of this back in the day. Seeing the Xbox control scheme is making me retroactively grateful.
edit: Hot damn I didn't realize just how good I had it back then. I complained because the GC version made you swap between discs halfway through but if this glitchy mess was the alternative...
As a transfem I really appreciate the intro, i feel seen and represented
Noodle, Trans Day of Visibility is in two days. thanks for the early gift
Worse than vegans, I swear haha
@@john2.099 Every time you complain we add a new gender
@@john2.099 but way better than people who cry about vegans, at least.
HECK YEAH YOUR RIGHT
@@john2.099 cool story bro 😐👍
@19:35 My PC version had a corrupted .exe file, which made me lose on this level for a million times for no reason. I thought I was going insane...found a random .exe file on a forum somewhere and I beat it first try. The amount of schizo episodes I had as a 10 year old playing this was crazy.
Edit: Just found the thread from 2003 on NeoSeeker! I needed to download a CRACKED .exe file for my OG, legally purchased copy to get it past that fucking level. Insanity.
Noods, that handshake is my favourite thing you've ever animated.
this guy's videos are literal art not a second is skipped ever.
Huge fan dude. You’re my inspiration for getting back into animation. Stay hilarious
side note but the music in the segment during 3:00 and 4:00 is so good
absolute classic
ruclips.net/video/pFS4zYWxzNA/видео.html
@@noodlefunnyoh yeah
@@noodlefunny "Clubbed to death"
is this the seal clubbing agenda at work?
@@noodlefunnyI've spent 20 years looking for this song after I heard it on a modded Medal of Honor Allied Assault map when I was 6 or 7. Noodle you have no idea of what you've done for me thank you so much
@@GazpaNova so happy for you, family
pog for a noodle video containing the phrase "egg mode"
It's been over 20 years since I got this on my OG Xbox, and all the memories of the jank have come flooding back. I absolutely love this game despite all it's faults.
I cannot begin to elaborate how much I sincerely appreciate you not just censoring their deadnames, but using their current selves in the cutouts for scenes in the past when they were, as you so eloquently put it, "egg mode." Genuinely made me so giddy watching the scene of them nerding out with the dev.
The use of sentence mixing to recreate their current names was really creative too
After the video about how King Kong was apparently the secret messiah of movie games, this kind of feels like a twist. "What if a movie game... were BAD?"
the closest Julian will get to making a video about Speed Racer: the Videogame
Having played this game nonstop when I was younger, when I saw “Martix” in this title, I was hoping beyond hope that this would be the game. AND SURE ENOUGH!!! (Thank you so much lol)
dang, this is a 20+ minute video about an old Matrix game
well shit
5:20 This visual jumpscared me and made me laugh for a ridiculous amount of time.
Noodle knows how to do ad breaks properly
Path of Neo was a 10/10, it jumped a shark when it let you skip entire tutorial by accident, when you ran back to the window in his office, just like in the movie
Played Enter the Matrix so much. I also realized I could hook up my PS2 to my VCR and had a few tapes of fights recorded. Man... I feel old now.
I'm losing my mind trying to remember what the music in the PC ad is... Also, cool sunglasses.
Bros friends with him
Deep stone lullaby from Destiny 2: beyond light
12:47 keypresses? You don't happen to be VIOLATING intellectual property for this ancient, forgotten game, are you?
He’s running it on real hardware
This game was really fun when it came out. I played it on PC and didn't come across the issues I see in this video. Come to think of it, I don't recall having to shoot most of the enemies... I went mostly Kung Fu.
3:36 "Pre Prod"...Noodle is so inside. Some of us will remember before he went Hollywood. 😎
Love you, Noods!
My favourite thing about Noodle's scripting are the "You may be wondering why I said that and not something else... (pause) *moving on*
I'm friends with onw of the OG Devs of this game they struggled so much to get more then a handful of characters on screen, when they went to go to E3 and saw what the LOTR guys were donig with ai count they were blown away.
I remember that the game was very rough but at the same time fun to play. At times. Also! By default the car wheels on my PC version were SQUARE. HOW? WHY? LOD 5 by default? You had to do some shenanigans before starting the game to make the wheels round again. Good times.
It's been a while, but I remember getting stuck in one of the car levels because the AI driver couldn't drive straight and got stuck on scenery repeatedly. Good times.
0:01 Me when I see a celeb irl but I’m too afraid to go up to them so I act like I don’t notice them while holding my phone like this
Love how you do camera angles and depth for your Popsicle stick shots. A nice touch
Heck yeah, this dive into *the other* Matrix game is so good and funny and cool.
I like when noodle talk about egg
That bleed in of "Clubbed to Death" sent me back to my angsty teenage years so seamlessly, I immediately developed a zit. Well done.
I was obsessed with these games and the movies. I knew the games sucked, but I still played. I used Hacking to make my own fun.
Didn't expect a mini-mandi-edit
22:07 The Ubisoft public executions were only two months ago? It feels like such a long time from now...
I love the YTP elements added in, love the whle video honestly. Haven't laughed so hard I cry in a good while.
I got this game from a good will when I was younger for five dollars and knew it was bad from reviews. But I played it so much and had so much fun just using the slow motion.
10:04 I skipped the ad here and had to come back for the lil bloke and went on to watch the whole segment
22:11 why the fuck did I laugh for a full minute at "mario"
Deep Stone Lullaby is a great way to keep anyone's attention
The legend has unleashed another stunning video, im not even half into it, but obviously its another banger
To this day, Niobe and Ghost are my favorite Matrix characters because I enjoyed this trainwreck of a game so much.
So what you're telling me is Enter The Matrix is a decent vampire slaying game.
Deep Stone Lullaby's intro on loop for a Destiny fan is like having the G note for an MCR fan.
A valuable insight at the end there that every gamer should know. Even making a crappy game is insanely difficult.
I was chilling with one guy(for context: he invited me to stay over. We barely know each other. Im also a guy(gay)) and we were watching Matrix
he touched me in places without my consent and now I hate Matrix
I remember this game quite fondly. This video unlocked about 12 core memories about how fucking infuriating it is
Man, Enter the Matrix was the defining game for my childhood at 2003. Played the hell out of that game with cheats
I was a teen when I played this and the only thing I remember taking from it was I couldn't play trinity and neo
this video feels personalized for me
Update after finishing the video! Seeing the ending and remembering it actually made me scream as loud as possible.
These look backs at games of varying quality reminds me that no, games weren’t just better back then. When we say games were better it’s because we’re comparing the cream of the crop to the average of now.
Despite listening to the goddamn podcast, I can never predict whats coming up
The first time waking up early on a Saturday has ever rewarded me, thank you Noodle!
a) i am so proud i recognized both of the songs from the game’s trailer
b) i feel so fucking old for recognizing both of the songs from the game’s trailer
c) trans rights 🏳️⚧️
“left trigger lets your strafe” presses the right trigger
the cutscenes look like some The Movies (2005) shit
Glad someone else remembers that game.
The Deep Stone Lullaby include brings us one step closer to a Destiny 2 video
When he hit us with the deep stone lullaby I felt like the fucking critic in ratatouille
God, getting hit with Andy Hunter of all things was not on my nostalgia bingo card.
I remember this game! Using the "hacking" to get messages from the characters was incredibly cool
Just as i was thinking of a new Noodle…
It came in.
i love julian gaming
The happy lil guy in the ad segment was very cute, can we have more of that ad or no ad? Thanks.
It's 1:30 AM. Should I be sleeping? Yes.
Am I spending it watching this for a second time instead? Also yes.
We need an honest remaster of The Path of Neo though. Not a reboot, not a remake, a full blown RE4/Spyro level of reverse engineered remastering that brings it back into modern engines. It was so much fun but trying to play it now... feels like I'm fighting the outdated game more than I am the agents.
This doesn’t look like the next evolution of Frog Gaming™️ that I was expecting
Me need you and cruelty squad
Wooo this video is incredible! Good job Noodle, I see u put a lot of time and effort in this!
Congrats on coming out noodle!
me playing this when I was 13: "God I wish I had big naturals"
"There's a glitch in The Matrix"
Only played the Demo for this game on PC... but yeah, it embraced Jank like was it's father, returning from "The War."
Props to you for editing out the creators' deadnames 👏 👏 👏
Hi. As a trans person, this is a god tier intro. Thank you so much for making this. It's actually so FREAKING FUNNY.
This is a tasteful joke and I really really love it. (/genuine)
proud of you for addressing the trans problem in the video, i too root for you to have some massive naturals.
Also speaking on the movie and the game something I loved when playing is how I would always look for the characters from the game in the actual movie until I was surprised there like a 5-second fucking cameo at best, still the gameplay was fun as hell I never got bored of repeating that first office level throwing people around.
path of neo was supreme though I'm sorry 😅
I just bought one of the old Ps2 Matrix games last week Im so hype for this.